Thursday, October 21, 2010

Dear Everyone,

It seems that many of you missed the memo, so here it is:


FROM: the philosophotarian

SUBJECT: leggings

Leggings are not pants. Leggings = undergarment. Alternatively, leggings (like flip-flops) = verboten. Do not wear leggings in place of pants, skirts, shorts, kilts, etc., unless you are a method actor in a production committed to historically accurate clothing. In which case, I expect to see codpieces.


philosophotarian said...

p.s. M - the parenthetical was *just* for you!

omphaloskeptic said...

haha. yeah, I was totally with you until the flip flop comment.

Bridal party attire has officially changed to: baby tee, leggings, and flip-flops.

philosophotarian said...

Ack! I feel like the Wicked Witch of the West did after Dorothy doused her with water!

While you're at it, you may as well make it a shrunken baby tee so we can all show off our bellies. And we can all wear thong underwear and make sure that the top shows above our leggings.

Pardon me while I go vomit now...