Jesus (who was kind of small and scrawny but only sometimes) had a sidekick named Watson.
Why have I never thought of this before?
Don't steal my idea, people. Way not cool. Supersleuth Jesus and Supersidekick Watson will hunt you down. With Chuck Norris. Who is probably watching you right now.
Think of it: The Casebook of Jesus and Watson.
1. The Curious Case of the Fishes and Loaves
"But, Jesus, how did you do it?"
"Elementary, Watson. I merely rearranged the laws of matter and physics to create more matter out of some matter. You know my methods."
"When you explain it that way, Jesus, it all seems so simple, and yet I am sure I couldn't do it."